Is there a World Record for the world’s clumsiest person? If so, I would like to submit my name for consideration. I don’t know what the verification process entails, but I believe I would win, hands down! Need proof? Exhibit A: Picture it. It’s 1980. I’m five years old, dressed in a light pink leotard, […]
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Days without falls … zero
We’ve all seen those work-place signs: I had only fallen once … ONCE … since my “incident,” and it was a stupid fall trying to step up a step. I felt it coming. It was gentle, and I fell, laughing, into the grass. This was like 4 or 5 months ago. Tonight was a […]
