World record holder

Is there a World Record for the world’s clumsiest person? If so, I would like to submit my name for consideration. I don’t know what the verification process entails, but I believe I would win, hands down! Need proof? Exhibit A: Picture it. It’s 1980. I’m five years old, dressed in a light pink leotard, …

What’s It Like?

What’s does it feel like to have a stroke? It’s about to get real … It’s waking up, knowing something’s wrong, but being too disoriented to think correctly. You KNOW something isn’t right. It’s realizing in about a minute that half of your face is numb. It’s starting to get a pit in your stomach, …

Thursday Hijinx 

Well, it was that time again today: Today was rheumatology. For some reason, it is neurology that diagnosis and manages a lot of my care, but rheumatology administers and tracks the effects of the chemo. They (rheum and neuro) have to talk, collaborate, and agree on treatment for me. Rheumatology, while quite lovely doctors, are …